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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 08:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

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